Join us as we see soapy kids clean the floor, a dog that helps with the gardening, a one-man wrecking crew, a girl gets her hand stuck in the food mixer, and not so sweet houses that get crushed.
How not to impress a girl on a rollercoaster, what happens to a wig on a carnival ride and when trick birthday candles can really heat up a birthday party.
See why skis do better when you keep them on, when sledding down a roof is not a good idea, when ice skating too fast leads to trouble, and where feeding a dog through a snow blower works just fine.
We'll indulge in great food videos and see what happens when kids eat too much wasabi, where a cooking demonstration goes wrong, and how a boy loves peanut butter so much he wears it.
Darlene celebrates her promotion, hoping it will allow her to spend more time with Ben; Jackie stumbles upon an opportunity to sue the pharmaceutical company responsible for Roseanne's addiction, which sparks a family debate.
The Conners get a taste of fame when their family restaurant is featured in a reality TV show, which inspires Becky to become an influencer; Jackie and Dan meet with a lawyer; Darlene connects with someone at The Lobo Lounge.
Michael Hobbs falls in love with a woman and wants to move back to New York City with her; Terri doesn't feel that college is necessary to be successful.
Lorraine loses a pearl necklace when the choir members come over for practice; after missing several date nights, Daniel is forced to take Toni on a date, which is actually a stakeout.
Instead of attending the theater with Jill and Ilene (Patricia Richardson, Sherry Hursey), Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) go out scalping hockey tickets.
Lorraine becomes extra nice when she suspects Daniel and Toni are putting her in a retirement home; Daniel and Michael give the Lieutenant some tips before his big date.