A bank robber with no car; A criminal gets a special delivery; A criminal learns about gravity; "The Bagman"; "Special Delivery"; "This Guy is Falling."
A drunken driver gets more than he bargained for; convenience store surveillance footage; a glad bag turns into a sad sack; "A Real Drunken Driver"; "Store From Hell"; "Sad Sack."
Two criminals with short-term memory; two women dress up for an arrest; a family crime; "Tooling Around Town"; "Dressed for Arrest"; "It's All Relative."
A drunken driver is under the influence of Elvis; a camouflaged car high-speed chase; a petty thief meets a caped crusader; "Search Me"; "Joker's Wild"; "Car Trouble."
A criminal who has bad luck; surveillance cam footage of a man pilfering pork chops; a criminal who was just faking it; segments include "Bad Luck Brown," "Pilfering Pork Chops" and "Faking It."